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Allison Kelley

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The Bigger Picture

What It Feels Like to Participate in a Group Brainstorm at Work

May 2, 2021

What It Feels Like to Participate in a Group Brainstorm at Work

May 2, 2021

How to Get Excited About a Weird Thanksgiving

Staying home is the safest thing to do but it doesn’t have to be a bummer

Nov 22, 2020

How to Get Excited About a Weird Thanksgiving

Nov 22, 2020

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

Things Women and Venus Have in Common

by Ali Kelley, Danielle Kraese, Kate Herzlin, and Ysabel Yates

Sep 17, 2020

Things Women and Venus Have in Common

Sep 17, 2020

Published in
Slackjaw

13 Other Ways To Say “It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere”

Refreshing excuses you can use at any time

Apr 22, 2020

13 Other Ways To Say “It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere”

Apr 22, 2020

In Sickness and In Health and In Quarantine

Upholding marriage vows in confinement

Mar 28, 2020

In Sickness and In Health and In Quarantine

Mar 28, 2020

New Wives’ Tales for 2020

Updated superstitions and justified paranoia for the new year

Jan 1, 2020

New Wives’ Tales for 2020

Jan 1, 2020

#TBT 6 Other Items to Clog the Toilet That Are Not Sanitary Napkins

You are more than the feminine hygiene products they blame you for

Oct 17, 2019

#TBT 6 Other Items to Clog the Toilet That Are Not Sanitary Napkins

Oct 17, 2019

Why won’t you buy our bestselling, high-rise, skinny jeans?

A Belladonna #TBT post

Sep 12, 2019

Why won’t you buy our bestselling, high-rise, skinny jeans?

Sep 12, 2019

Medium Announces 9 New, Oddly Specific Publications

Because every. single. story. deserves to be told

Aug 21, 2019

Medium Announces 9 New, Oddly Specific Publications

Aug 21, 2019

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

ASOS Fables: Cautionary Tales for the Fashionable Millennial

By Rosamund Lannin and Ali Kelley

May 22, 2019

ASOS Fables: Cautionary Tales for the Fashionable Millennial

May 22, 2019

Allison Kelley

Allison Kelley

Brooklyn-based writer raised in the Connecticut suburbs. Words at Slate, Washington Post, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency / subscribe: https://boththings.substack

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