An imagined monologue sponsored by my anxiety

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Staying home is the safest thing to do but it doesn’t have to be a bummer

Rainforest Cafe, formally on 605 N. Clark St. Chicago, IL, where I celebrated Thanksgiving in 2014.

Refreshing excuses you can use at any time

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  1. I’m sorry I’m an hour late! It’s daylight saving time somewhere!

Upholding marriage vows in confinement

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Updated superstitions and justified paranoia for the new year

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You are more than the feminine hygiene products they blame you for

A Belladonna #TBT post

Smash the patriarchy!

Because every. single. story. deserves to be told

1. Weather/Wither

2. 1984

Beware the fast fashion fantasyland…

The Ant and the Grasshopper

Ali Kelley

Brooklyn-based writer raised in the Connecticut suburbs. Words at Slate, Washington Post, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency /

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