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Mar 28, 2018·1 min read

Thank you, Adriane! Glad you can relate!

Ali Kelley

Brooklyn-based writer raised in the Connecticut suburbs. Words at Slate, Washington Post, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency / https://alikelley.com/

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