Why won’t you buy our bestselling, high-rise, skinny jeans?

Smash the patriarchy!

Brooklyn-based writer raised in the Connecticut suburbs. Words at Slate, Washington Post, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency / https://alikelley.com/

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